I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Randomize
