Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.