Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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