Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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