pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
I think i got beer on your cat.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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