her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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