No stitches, just platelets and will power
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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