so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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