It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
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Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
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Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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