I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
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We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
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I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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