ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
is that a dick in a sweater?
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