So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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