There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
