? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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