I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Randomize
