I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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