Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
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And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
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Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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