if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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