So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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