what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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