Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
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We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
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It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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