fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
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some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
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I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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