Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
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Women are more likely to conceive when they orgasm during intercourse, you're safe.
Best burn ever.
I normally LOVE your comments, though having said that I can tell you that is not an absolute truth. It can happen just as easily from a 30 second highly intoxicated and painfully disappointing encounter. I mean I'm not speaking from experience mind you just saying.
I dont think that guy could make it to intercourse
what does this even mean?
means he got blamed for a kid that wasnt his
try snail slime. I hear that sticks to Teflon :)
blood sticks to Teflon