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  • Submitted by porksword on May 2, 12 at 6:01pm

    Women are more likely to conceive when they orgasm during intercourse, you're safe.

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      Submitted by GA_Peach on May 2, 12 at 9:14pm

      Best burn ever.

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      Submitted by MzKitty08 on May 2, 12 at 11:39pm

      I normally LOVE your comments, though having said that I can tell you that is not an absolute truth. It can happen just as easily from a 30 second highly intoxicated and painfully disappointing encounter. I mean I'm not speaking from experience mind you just saying.

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      Submitted by kyguy87 on May 3, 12 at 8:26am

      I dont think that guy could make it to intercourse

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    Submitted by theycallmeHER on May 2, 12 at 2:24pm

    what does this even mean?

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    Submitted by roadhead101 on May 2, 12 at 3:05pm

    means he got blamed for a kid that wasnt his

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    Submitted by SSmackk on May 2, 12 at 2:24pm

    try snail slime. I hear that sticks to Teflon :)

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    Submitted by nunubeest on May 2, 12 at 4:23pm

    blood sticks to Teflon