he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
my penis made a compromise with my morals
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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