I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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