i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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