Already got asked if we're dating
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
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