Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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