How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
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