I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
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I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
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be right there i have to get my cape
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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