she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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