Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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