wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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