Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
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I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
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i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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