i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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