rhymes with "ouble enetration"
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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