You're completely useless in the revolution.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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