am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
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You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
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For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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