Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Randomize