So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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