glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
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dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
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I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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