Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
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We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
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Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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