i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
well you can't waste a boner
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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