Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
I know her cup size but not her name....
Randomize
