I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
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I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
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all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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