Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
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His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
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I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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