dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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