We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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