fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
i wish my penis had a tongue
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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