So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Randomize
