That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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