Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
worst night to have a conscience
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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