I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
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im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
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Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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