when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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