is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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