Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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