I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
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The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
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I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
Come on in and take your pants off
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