Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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